Posts by Poraic Cahill


Want for Something

£18,000 is the amount Christina Estrada requires to make her ends meet on a daily basis. It was reported in the Times newspaper the other day that Christina has taken her ex-husband Dr. Walid Juffali (a sixty-one year reputed Saudi Billionaire) to court to pay for her basic needs which she estimates... 

All Shapes & Sizes

After reading about the plight of Rebekah Sutcliffe recently (She has been suspended from her job as Assistant Chief Constable for Greater Manchester Police after claims she had a row with a fellow female colleague in a hotel bar over whose breasts were more attractive. She had been at a three-day conference... 

Trigger-Off

Last Monday week, I was in the kitchen with a large bowl in my hand about to mix oil, xylotol (sweetener), toasted flaked almonds, an egg & a ½ cup of potato flour together to make some biscuits (had a craving for something crunchy) when Molly (family dog) started her usual night-time whine to... 

Asking for it!

The Monday morning before last, I was seated at my desk in work with a cuppa tea counting the minutes down till I finished work (think I’d 120 of them to go, at the time) when my Boss (Eoghan) came through the door with a smile on his face. He sat down and relaid an interesting tale that put that... 

Giving Chase

Giving Chase As reactions to being abandoned go, I came across a crackerjack of a one, a few weeks back. It concerned an incident involving a Mrs Susan Brown, 65, from Fontmell Magna, Dorset. She had been on a four-week cruise of the West Indies with her husband. With a few days left of the cruise,... 

Cause a Commotion

Cause a Commotion Last Saturday week just gone I was in a boarding queue (No.3; Non/Priority) at Terminal One, Dublin airport, with six friends waiting to get on a Ryanair plane. We were heading to the Basque country, a place I always enjoy visiting for its relaxed way of life, beautiful beaches, cheap... 

Fairy Tales

Fairy Tales The other day while watching evening-time Television I observed an advert by Insurance Confidential (the industry’s representative body) which made me laugh. The cause of my mirth was down to Insurance Confidential’s portrayal of Insurance Fraud & its explanation for the increases... 

Wishful Thinking

Wishful Thinking Apologies to the two readers of this column for not producing anything since November. My reason for being out of circulation had to do with writing a play for work (in case you thought I carked it or more likely was sacked). Anyhow not much has changed in the life of this correspondent... 

Law and Disorder

There is only one occasion this correspondent can recollect being openly discriminated against in the nearly two score years of being privately discriminated against (by girls in nightclubs, previous employers in work, etc….). The incident occurred on a train journey from Liverpool Street to Chelmsford,... 

Safe Hands

Safe Hands This writing lark can be a tough job, especially when you have nothing to write about. Last week your correspondent found himself in such a story-less state and told his colleague Jackie Spain of his predicament. She informed this correspondent of a story she’d heard of ten wheel-barrows... 

Separate Ways

As daft entitlements go, your correspondent came across a doozy recently while reading a story concerning a  ruling made by the High Court of Madras, India in relation to a disagreement between a divorced couple over maintenance. To fill you (reader) in, a divorced women had argued that she wished... 

Life Saving

Life Saving Earlier last week this correspondent sent out his usual bi-monthly email to various publishers, dispatching the latest story wrote, for their perusal. Your Correspondent can deduce from their response (none) & the previous three-or-so-years of similar correspondences that they don’t... 

On the Company’s Time

A while back, a fellow regular in the local (who runs his own business) told this correspondent of a cheque he’d received from the tax office, for expenses he’d put in for, from the tax-man. As someone who’d never claimed back expenses, in any jobs worked at, your correspondent was... 

Bad Blood

The other Sunday this correspondent headed to the local café with a hangover & the Sunday Times. Upon arrival your correspondent ordered his usual (breakfast of bacon, egg & chips) and sat down with a cup of tea to read what Rod Liddle & Cormac Lucey had to say in the Sports & Business... 

Pulling Power

Pulling Power Although having no memory of it, this correspondent must have enjoyed his first taste of chocolate, as the sight of them in shops & petrol stations nowadays stimulates an urge to consume them. The same was true, years later for tasting Bulmers, although your correspondent does remember... 

At Sepp’s Pleasure

At Sepp’s Pleasure The other week this correspondent was doing his daily scan of the BBC website when the irises in his eye-sockets were drawn to a headline in the sports section. The headline read ‘Sepp Blatter: Anybody who calls me corrupt should go to jail’. Your correspondent clicked... 

Unruffle Feathers

This correspondent has encountered a few sufferers of verbals (abuse) from time spent in the local. The poor unfortunates come into the boozer, order a drink, and unburden themselves of the volleys received from their missus/partners through-out the week.They gain some relief for a brief period, but... 

My East-End Girlfriend

My East-End Girlfriend   For those not aware ‘Ocean Pearl’ is cockney rhyme for girl, and stretch & bend is cockney rhyme for friend. My girlfriend is a cockney, and it is to her I’ve dedicated this ode.   Although her happy trigger is very appealin’ with a lemon zest... 

In Poor Taste

In Poor Taste  As inappropriate celebrations go, this correspondent came across a humdinger recently. It concerned the retirement due for a Mr Bruce Barrett, a school teacher for over thirty-years at Knox Grammar in Sydney Australia. It was reported that back in the early 1980’s, when he retired,... 

Not To Take Part

Not To Take Part Governments can be cruel to some of their citizens. Take for example the treatment the Black people suffered in North America & South Africa in the 20th century, being forced to suffer apartheid (enforced segregation); or Gay people in Britain up to the 1960’s who were compelled... 
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